i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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