Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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