If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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