Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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