so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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