If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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