He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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