Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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