mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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