please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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