My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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