This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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