u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You made out with two different species that night
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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