What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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