It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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