"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize