Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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