sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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