it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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