i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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