Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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