you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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