Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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