so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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