maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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