I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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