Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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