How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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