just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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