don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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