I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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