There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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