his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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