Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
