wrigley field is MILF paradise
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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