Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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