Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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