Well apparently he's into motor boating.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
why is half of my head shaved?
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