I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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