what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
My vagina just clenched in fear
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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