I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
