DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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