I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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