We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
