Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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