how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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