so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Text me some of your sweat
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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