But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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