hotel room ftw
I wanna bring you to show and tell
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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