ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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