I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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