we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
