you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Randomize
